Okay, California. Let’s be honest. When you look at the current line-up for Governor, do you feel inspired, or do you just feel like pouring another drink? Exactly.

We’re facing a future that’s more chaotic and stormy than any time in our past, and we need a leader who can cut through the noise, command respect, and not need a Wikipedia search to remember the names of world leaders.

The Problem: The current candidates are unknowns who are playing checkers. California needs someone who’s already playing FOUR-dimensional chess on the global stage.

The Solution is Obvious (and handsome): George Clooney.

Look, we know what you’re thinking: He’s too busy being George Clooney. But that’s the point! We need an outsider who is independent, unbought, and already knows how to handle the limelight. He’s got the gravitas, the network, and the zero-tolerance policy for nonsense that Sacramento, and we all desperately need.

He can recruit the best advisors from every political corner, because who’s going to turn down a call from George Clooney? He’ll bring the integrity we crave and the star power we need to make everyone pay attention.

Of course, George Clooney has zero interest IN being a candidate. He has said so in the past.

George, your country needs you… or at least your very large, very important state needs you! Trade the Hollywood life for a term in our Capitol. It’s time to cash in some of that political goodwill and fix things.